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"In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you."
— Leo Tolstoy (via observando)

I would cry tears of joy if I saw this IRL

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Your local coffeehouse may be a hotbed of heresy. Check the following list and see how yours measures up.

  • Decaf is Docetic because it only appears to be coffee.
  • Instant is Apollinarian because it’s had its soul removed and replaced.
  • Frappuccinos are essentially a form of Monophysitism, having their coffee nature swallowed up in milkshake.
  • Chicory is Arian, not truly coffee at all but a separate creation.
  • Irish coffee is Nestorian, being two natures conjoined solely by good will.
  • Nitro coffee (coffee + Red Bull) is Montanist, having a form of godliness but denying its power.
  • Affogato is Adoptionist, being merely topped with espresso.
  • The Café Bombón is Sabellian, appearing at some points to be foam, at others coffee and at others sweetened condensed milk.
  • The Caffè Americano is a form of Unitarian Universalism, being so watered down so as not even to qualify as coffee.
  • The Café miel violates Canon 57 of the Council in Trullo, “for it is not right to offer honey and milk” in one’s coffee.
  • The Cafe Mocha (espresso + steamed milk + chocolate) is syncretic and polytheist, for it presumes to adulterate coffee with another nation’s gods.
  • The Doppio (espresso + espresso) is Monothelite, permitting only one will to dominate.
  • WHAT IS AN EGGNOG LATTE I DON’T EVEN.
  • Half-Caf is another form of Adoptionism, being a hybrid of disparate natures.
  • The Pharisäer (drip coffee + 2 shots rum + whipped cream) is nothing but sheer Antinomianism.
  • The Red Eye (drip coffee + 1 shot espresso) is Ebionite, for it would swallow up pure faith in the Law.
  • A rigorist exclusivism for Fair Trade Coffee is a form of Donatism, insisting that only sinless hands may produce a true beverage.
  • “Coffee is bad for you”: The watchwords of the Iconoclast.
  • The fellow who just keeps adding sugar to his over-roasted Pike’s Peak[*] is surely a Pelagian.

Here endeth the caffeination. Ite, caffe est.

There’s an icon of St. Paul in my Hon. World Religions room.  Yes, I venerated the crap out of him :)

ofcityromance:

i am quoting this a thousand times today.

RIP mike brown.

I never knew that Rowan Williams had contemplated joining the Orthodox Church and monasticism.  Really neat article though :)

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"I bought you books"
— Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via sarajevomoja)

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"If we could only read the secret history of our enemies, we would find in each man’s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow